June 2011
5 posts
“I think guys with cuts on their faces are so hot. Like, I love when a guy looks...”
– My sister.
Jun 4th
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different...”
Jun 4th
HOW TO BE A PERFECT HUSBAND
Help my friends with EVERYTHING. Make them jealous. ENCOURAGE your wife to spend your money. Carry hand sanitizer in your pockets, and actually use it. Just let her do your shopping. Don’t be afraid to clean, it’s not scary, and it’s probably all your mess. Rub her feet everytime you catch her not standing on them. Only participate in fights if you plan on having make-up...
Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
TWENTY-FIVE THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED
Test your flexibility Creep people you don’t like on Facebook Text every friend in your contact list Have a nap Create a blog  Make a list of things people should love about you Call somebody you know will be busy and see how long you can keep them on the phone iTunes shopping spree Take nudes that make you look more attractive Stare at yourself in the mirror Sharpen pencils ...
Jun 3rd
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