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03

Jun

TWENTY-FIVE THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU’RE BORED

  • Test your flexibility
  • Creep people you don’t like on Facebook
  • Text every friend in your contact list
  • Have a nap
  • Create a blog 
  • Make a list of things people should love about you
  • Call somebody you know will be busy and see how long you can keep them on the phone
  • iTunes shopping spree
  • Take nudes that make you look more attractive
  • Stare at yourself in the mirror
  • Sharpen pencils
  • Learn the lyrics to every song in your library
  • Pluck instead of shaving
  • Go smash something
  • Pick fights on a chat room
  • Start your Christmas list
  • Watch birthing videos on YouTube
  • Create abbreviations and acronyms for EVERYTHING
  • Masturbate
  • Look for holes in your clothes and mend them all
  • Snort a noodle up your nose and try to pull it out of your mouth
  • Count all your belongings
  • See how many times you can write your name with a new pen until the ink runs out
  • Create a second identity that makes you look like a better, more interesting person
  • Make a macaroni picture

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